Cheese- a potent metaphor for life

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman who has lost an eye. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin.
How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of cheese? — (attributed to Charles de Gaulle)
Cheese smells a lot like ass. — (attributed to William Shakespeare)
Over the past weeks I have been thinking an increasing amount about cheese. And I now believe that as well as being a most excellent foodstuff, cheese is a potent metaphor for the challenges that we meet with in our everyday lives.
However, I must admit that my ponderances are not solely of my own creation. They were, in part, inspired by Dr Joe, whilst sitting in his joy basket one afternoon. I was reading another in a long line of excellent posts, this time regarding a 'cheese inquisition', and it occured to me that this 'cheese' that we so glibly talk of has a lot more to it than meets the eye.

I first came across this book in August of 2002 when Arsenal Football club unveiled their new signing, the Brazil international Gilberto. Gilberto, a defensive midfield player who, unlike most Brazilian footballers, doesn't like to spend too much time on the ball. Described by the Brazilian press after the 2002 World Cup as the 'Invisible Wall', he was the player who, 'carried the piano for Ronaldo and Rivaldo to play their tunes on'. But this 'no nonsense' approach to his football wasn't the main thing that set him apart from his more exuberent team mates, it was his passion for cheese. This passion is not based on (although it may include) the distinctive taste that cheese affords, but on the book written my Doc Johnson. The book subheaded 'An amazing way to deal with change in your work and life'.

"The more important your cheese is to you the more you want to hold on to it."
So cherish your cheese, hold on to it and you will be able to enjoy it. But be aware that it could at any time start to get old. It is at these times that you will have to take the exciting journey to seek out new cheeses, cheeses that are made fom the milk of many animals, be they a cow, goat, sheep, buffalo, horse or camel. Some of you may be worried about leaving cheeses that you have held on to for a long time, others may be worried that they will not find better cheeses than the ones they have already. But it is taking the step that counts. Which reminds me of another dairy based parable, from the 2002 Steven Spielberg film 'Catch me if you can' starring Leonardo DiCaprio, and based on the true story of Frank Abagnale. The father of Frank Abagnale jr, Frank Abagnale snr (who is expertly played by Christopher Walken) is recounting the story of his life. To sum it up he says: "Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse."

10 Comments:
sorry tim, stopped reading after the first paragraph.I like cheese though.
Yeah haven't read all the post but I hate cheese. Can't stand the stuff and I'm actually sick if I eat it.
You might all love it but I just want to point out that there won't be cheese in heaven so get used to it now. Cheese is made by letting milk go mouldy and there is no death or decay in heaven hence no cheese.
I'd like to think that by being a cheese hater I'm more christian and closer to jesus than the rest of you!
Tim, I think you're misguided. It is not the cheese of life that is to be celebrated, but the milk. Cheese is the diverse, lively but far from perfect foodstuff that takes many forms (you know full well that the cheese of Norway is brown and sweet). Its only value, however, is the milky character (both nutritional and sensual)that it contains.
Frank Abagnale snr himself mentions not cheese, but cream - another derivation of wonderful milk.
So taste the milk, be refreshed and nourished. If you smell the cheese all you stand to gain is a whiff of sweaty palm and a punch on the nose.
trev what have you been smoking?
I have to say Dan- milk is a thing to be celebrated. If milk is good enough for Mr T, then surely it is good enough for all of us. The drink that made the man.
Trev, I hear you. I don't think your cries are crazy. And they have not fallen on deaf ears. Let us seek out new cheeses together. And I really like how you differentiated between the cheese and the cracker. A most excellent point. It was, I must be honest, the only qualm I had with Doc Johnson's writing. So you have really helped me out there.
never mind cheese - its all about the chutney! sainsburys do a good mango plum and ginger, and i was recently given one as a gift [posh brand] sundried tomato and balsamic vinegar. it apparently won a taste award, but i reserved judgement. but since consuming the jar in several weeks, i concur with the award and am hunting down jar number 2.....
now chutney is something I can get excited about.
My mum makes the best sweet tomato chutney in the world. home grown and organic. mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I have reccently developed a love of swiss emmental.
eating cheese before you sleep gives you nightmares,
cheese always stinks out the fridge,
the more expensive the cheese, the worse it tastes
yet,
a cheeseburger is better than a hamburger
thats cos fake plastic cheese rocks
Luke, that is a very profound point, cheese is a great mystery!
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