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The thinkings of a Londoner lost in the mire of Essex

Thursday, May 18, 2006

The tale of the holiday, the house and the spotted celebrity

For your convenience and reading pleasure, this post will be split in to 3 distinct sections:

Section 1- The house
Section 2- The holiday
Section 3- The results of the 2006 Spot a Stupendous Celebrity Challenge

Section 1- The house

Following the Matthews' lead, I too seem to have acquired a house. I think it's a lovely place. I moved in on Friday the 21st April, and it was a mammouth move if ever there was one. I moved from number 49 to number 43. I didn't even change postcodes!

I don't have a cat (they're rubbish anyway), or a washing machine, but do have a really nice kitchen and garden. And a shower cubicle, and a lovely lounge. Anyway. I really like it, and would love to have any of you come to visit, if you were ever coming to see the sights of Essex and the famous 'Oakwood Hill Estate'. I've got a futon, a sofa bed, and a spare single. Alternatively, one of you could rent a room. I'll give you a good price...

Anyway, here are some pictures from the estate agents thingy to give you a taste. The only key differences are that in the Kitchen, instead of a table (practical), I have a huge table football table (highly impractical). In the lounge, I've got a better sofa, but a more rubbisher rug. Hope you like.






Section 2- The holiday

On Monday the 24th April, a full 2 days after moving in to my new house, I went off on a little vacation with my lovely fiance. We flew to Jackson, Mississippi, and then drove on to the town of Vicksburg. I had a lovely time in Vicksburg, swimming in pools, dining out a casinos on the river, and engaging in a bit of twitching (which, for the less environmentally embracing is ornithology (which for the less etymologically endowed is bird watching)).

After a week in Mississippi we went on a road trip through Georgia and South Carolina to North Carolina where Vikki's dad had a conference. While he was busy talking engineery things, Vikki, her mum and myself made do with sunbathing on the beach, body boarding and twitching (see previous paragraph for definition). Anyhoo, after much too short a time, I had to say goodbye to my fiance and future in-laws and fly fly fly all the way home to Essex land.

I've put some of my photo's on flickr, which is a picture viewing program that's in the sidebar, but I'll put some of my favourites here.









Section 3- The results of the 2006 Spot a Stupendous Celebrity Challenge

Well, the competition has been fierce and there have again been hints of devious goings on, with banned competitors taking part, entrants questioning the validity of other entrants claims and downright silly stories. The panel has convened and made their decisions. For a full list of entries, see the previous post. There is also some explanation to those of you who didn't quite make the grade.

However, I feel that I must point out that the competition was titled spot a celebrity. Not 'know them really well' or 'met my friends dads uncles lama'. So to have brushed past a celebrity counts as much as being born to a celebrity.

There were however many people who did make the grade. So many in fact that I have had to create separate categories for our winners. And fear not, the winner of each section will recieve a prize (if they send me their addresses by email, which can be done in my profile).

So, without further ado, here are the winners of the 2006 Spot a Stupendous Celebrity Challenge

The winner of the Hollywood heavies category is:
CAT- For spotting Al 'say hello to my little friends' Pacino. A cooler hollywood star would be hard to find. Well done.

The prize for the Most famous Christian apart from the Pope award goes to:
JUSTYN and LUKE- Both have stories of meeting Sir Cliff 'devil woman' Richard. There aren't many celebrities who can claim to have had their calendar up in the girls house, but Sir Cliff- little Harry Webb- is one of them

The winner of the Schmoozing with celebrity royalty category is:
LIZ- For your claim of tea with the Queen. However, I did ask for some more information regarding the entry and have not, as yet received any verification as to the stories veracity. More proof as to the truth of this entry is required before a prize can be sent out.

And finally, the Lifetime achievement award goes to:
LUCIE- Special merit for oustanding effort goes to Lucie for a lifetime devoted to the spotting of celebrities. Time doesn't allow me to list the countless celebrities that have crossed Lucies path, so instead I shall merely whet your appetites with a selection of them: Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen, Ruby Wax, Bonny Langford, Bob Holness, Matthew Kelly and been sung to sleep by Captain Birdseye.

Bravo to all the winners. You have done your families proud. Where would the world be without celebrities. And where would the celebrities be without us, their adoring public. God bless celebrities, and God bless you.

12 Comments:

At 19 May, 2006 09:09 , Blogger Dan said...

Who's on the judging panel, Terje Hauge?! I met Ishmael!

 
At 19 May, 2006 18:58 , Blogger jodes da princess said...

the house looks lovely, dont chav it up!

I am gutted I didnt win. thought I'd nailed it with the ant and dec thing.

I would like to propose a boycott of all of tims competitions until I win and jon matthews is allowed...

 
At 19 May, 2006 21:40 , Blogger Tim said...

I'm in Jodie - I definately won something there Tim and hurt that you've over looked my extensive celeb list.

 
At 20 May, 2006 18:07 , Blogger Tim Lovell said...

Boo frickedy hoo. Cry me a river you three. Dan Terje Hauge said he was sorry. Ishmael cannot sing, and for someone who sings as his profession, that is not cool.

Jodie, Ant and Dec are cool, but in no way are they as cool as the winners. And you would have had to share with Timmy O anyway- he's seen them too you know.

Tim, I just don't particularly like you. You seem like a bit too much of a try hard. But lets break it down. My bro and I have met Akabusi, Jodes, Ant and Dec, Roman Abramovich is a stinking thief who should be in jail. He has ruined English football, and I hate him. Zeta Jones is no match for Pacino, Aled Jones was the only one who nearly won it for kitch factor, but Sir Cliff beats him hands down.

Now sort it out you lot.

 
At 21 May, 2006 19:35 , Blogger luke said...

children, children

first of all i'd like to thank god.....

 
At 21 May, 2006 22:39 , Blogger Dan said...

Bob Dylan can't sing. He's cool. I can't see how Ishmael is any different to him.

 
At 22 May, 2006 20:50 , Blogger jodes da princess said...

I fully agree with dan.singing ability (excepting sir cliff)is inversely proportional to level of cool...in men at least

 
At 31 May, 2006 12:21 , Blogger Tim Lovell said...

I don't know why, I think I made myself pretty clear that the winners had to email me their addresses to receive their prizes. If I don't get an email soon, I'm afraid that I will be awarding the prizes to somebody else- someone who will be more grateful.

 
At 02 June, 2006 10:35 , Blogger Tim Lovell said...

Cat, all I need is your Canada address. Don't worry about the postage, I've got it all worked out. Send it to my email address on the profile page.

And the fact that you were prepared to move closer to hollywood just to win the competition just shows your committment to celebrity spotting.

 
At 08 June, 2006 11:10 , Blogger Andy said...

I have been absent from the blogging world for some time now but was jolted back into life by Dan Lovell's crude comparison between Dylan and Ishmael. Really...you should be shamed of yourself young man...

 
At 08 June, 2006 23:56 , Blogger Dan said...

I know, I know: when Dylan writes a song as fine as Major Dee Deedle Dee or Rumpug The Miser, THEN the comparisons can begin. But I do think there is something of a likeness to be seen between Dylan's going electric at Newport and Ishmael's Sting in the Tale - the sarcastic, rowdy album was a great departure.

Chain gang, chain gang, riffa-riffa chain gang...

 
At 29 June, 2006 16:41 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't see how Ishmael is any different to Dylan?!!!!!!!!!

What is up with the world?

One is a HERO, a LEGEND (albeit a slightly past it one), and a WORLD-CHANGER: an inspiration to a whole generation.

And, well, the other is Bob Dylan.

*small sigh of pain at bad comedy*

 

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